Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Great Culinary Secrets, Revealed

My microwavable burrito (hey, I happen to like phosphates) came with stupifyingly accurate cooking instructions. Why doesn't every cookbook say something like this:

"Cook until hot and soft."

Well, yeah. Why didn't I think of that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, I saw that too, and laughed myself. Of course, to give it credit, it did tell you to check it every 30 seconds and turn it over. At least it gave you some guideline. : ) And FYI, in our microwave, it takes about 3 turns.