Thursday, April 23, 2009

Computers Say The Darndest Things

If Art Linkletter were still around, he could develop a new franchise around the bizarre malaprops generated by speech recognition software. (Okay, so it might be a really low-rated franchise.) I use a dictation program that is remarkably efficient and capable. It can transcribe what I say into Word with surprisingly few errors. The errors that come through, though, can be startlingly revealing.

Stachybotrus is a form of mold that has come to some level of fame in recent years, as it has formed the centerpiece of high profile litigation over mold found in homes. It's the gross, black stuff that you find after water has gotten into your house. According to my computer, Stachybotrus is "sticky boxers."

I can't say that's entirely wrong.

But, eew.

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