Texas Hunting Regulations

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Texas 2005- 2006 Season and Bag Limit On Attorneys

1. Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may
harvest attorneys.

2. Attorneys may be taken with traps and deadfalls.
Currency may not be used as bait.

3. Attorneys may not be killed with a motorized vehicle.
If accidentally struck, the hunter should move the carcass to the
roadside, and proceed to a car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys
from a motor vehicle, watercraft or aircraft. Marked police vehicles may be used as shooting platforms.

5. It is unlawful to shout, " Whiplash, Ambulance,or Free
Booze" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of
Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, or Infiniti dealerships.

7. It is unlawful for a hunter to disguise himself as a
reporter, drug dealer, female law clerk, sheep, accident victim,
physician, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.