Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Least Surprising News Story of theYear

File this under the category "Dog Bites Man":

"Man on 'bad trip' found hugging tree in Santa Cruz."

A 23 year old transient was picked up in Santa Cruz for public intoxication, hugging a palm tree while on a self-described "bad LSD trip."

Turning now to other equally shocking news, there are reports coming out of Beverly Hills that a Mercedes Benz parked next to a BMW. And in Omaha, Nebraska today, McDonald's sold a cheeseburger.

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