He's more like Jesus than I thought. Guys would be huddled around talking smack in the clubhouse and Roger walks in. It's like the parting of the Red Sea."
-- Chipper Jones on what it's like to play with Roger Clemens
Yeah, remember when Jesus came down from Mount Olympus with the Guttenberg Bible, after wandering around the Mohave Desert for forty hours and forty minutes? That was really great.
Uh, what? Moses? No; what did he do?
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