Monday, March 13, 2006

Where's the Beef? Nowhere Near Here

Well, if Wendy's thought it had a problem with a little human digit fraudulently dropped in its chili, the fast food industry may be shaken to its knees now: a beef cow in Alabama has been found to have mad cow disease. The only issue to be determined is if the cow was born before or after a ban went into effect in 1997 that banned certain kinds of feed that leads to mad cow disease (trust me, you really don't want to know what's in that feed. Let's just say that the Hannibal Lecters of the bovine world really liked it with fava beans and a nice Chianti).

Chicken burgers for me, then!

What? Avian flu?

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